STORY – 1 DIRECTOR – 1 ACTOR – 1 MUSIC – 1 CULT – 1 VERDICT – 5/5 PROS – 1) A grand tear-jerker. A movie tapping the element of nostalgia. A simple story but everyone can relate to it. There is no tragedy, no villains but still, it’s deeply touching. 2) A […]
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The Remains of the Day (1993) — Factual Reviews
STORY – 1 DIRECTOR – 1 ACTOR – 1 MUSIC – 0 CULT – 1 VERDICT – 4/5 PROS – 1) A heartfelt story of an old diligent workaholic butler making a last attempt to revive his unfinished and repressed love story. 2) The World War II / Nazi backdrop is only a […]
The Hustler (1961) — Factual Reviews
STORY – 1 DIRECTOR – 1 ACTOR – 1 MUSIC – 0 CULT – 0 VERDICT – 3/5 PROS – 1) Watch it for Jackie Gleason as Minnesota Fats, a player with talent and character. CONS – 1) The entire subplot with Sarah was a drag, making the movie tediously slow. […]
48 Hrs. (1982) — Factual Reviews
STORY – 1 DIRECTOR – 1 ACTOR – 1 MUSIC – 0 CULT – 0 VERDICT – 3/5 PROS – 1) The “Redneck bar scene” with Eddie Murphy. It’s a great debut for Eddie Murphy where he boosted the entire movie with his presence. 2) Neon enhanced cinematography of night-time San Francisco […]
Penguins — ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES
We have continued our binge of Disney nature documentaries streaming on Disney+. It’s a welcome break from all the junk. Disney docs are like the strawberry of movies; they’re technically healthy but sweet enough to be eaten for dessert. We recently raved about both Elephant and Dolphin Reef, and now we’ve watched 2019’s Penguins. And […]
Dear Denis Villeneuve, — ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES
I know that you are attempting to adapt the great unadaptable Dune. I know that you are a strong and capable director – in fact, among the very best. I trust you. Blade Runner 2049 was a sci-fi masterpiece, aloe to my burning worries. But having recently rewatched David Lynch’s 1984 Dune, I do have […]
The Way Back — ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES
Jack (Ben Affleck) is a middle-aged man sleepwalking through his life, completely numb. Once a high school basketball phenom, he’s now working a shit job, drinking constantly, isolated from his family and friends, separated from his wife. His life is sad and stuck. So I suppose Father Devine considers it a kindness to reach out […]
Sergio — ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES
When we first meet UN diplomat Sergio Vieira de Mello (Wagner Moura), he’s just been injured in a bombing of the UN headquarters in Baghdad. How did he get there and how will he get out? The film rewinds three years or so to trace his path as a high ranking special representative of the […]
Rising High — ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES
Sean called this movie Raising Hell for the first third of it or so, until we paused it and the Netflix screen helpfully cleared things up. Not that it helps to know the title, unless it helps you avoid it. And frankly, Rising High might have been improved with a little more hell raising. It’s […]
Call of the Wild — ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES
This is the story of Buck, a behemoth St. Bernard and Scotch shepherd mix, a sweet pup enjoying a life of dog luxury in California when he’s dognapped all the way up to the Yukon during the Klondike gold rush. First he’s conscripted into a dogsled team for a mail delivery service, running across Canada’s […]









